I Need Help

[EvilRyu]

Help!

I need newest server now!
my server does not work!
I want you to explain how to work it!

 

[EvilBat]

Help!

I need newest server now!
my server does not work!
I want you to explain how to work it!

Your joking right?

 

[EvilRyu]

No joke!
I need server files!
I need guide!
I need links!

 

[DJRavine]

me too.. i need a TBC server + files...
must have everything working and NO BUGS AT ALL!!!!
it must hold 7000+ players..
and it has to be updated every 3 hours...

 

[EvilBat]

wow
::closes eyes::
::shakes head::

 

[DJRavine]

gimme gimme gimme.. dont be greedy...
all im asking is for a completely bugless TBC server..
with everything working..
oh.. and it can NEVER crash..

 

[EvilRyu]

Yes!

I also demand someone post a fully working server for tbc that fixes itself if any problems happen.

It also has to be compatabile with windows 3.11

 

[DJRavine]

as well as palmOS...

 

[EvilBat]

should they make sure they can remotely set it up for you ?
as well as set up all your accounts , web page, and give you all the gm
commands, their pager number in case you clicked the wrong icon?

::snicker::

 

[dj75lazer]

I want that too, and I want someone to come at my home to play for me because i'm to lazy to do even that.

 

[EvilRyu]

Im now getting this error:

2007-02-12 19:59:59 Using configuration file mangosd.conf.
2007-02-12 19:59:59 MaNGOS daemon /0.6-SVN (Win32)
2007-02-12 19:59:59 <Ctrl-C> to stop.


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2007-02-12 19:59:59 World Database: google.com;3306;root;mangos;mangos
2007-02-12 19:59:59 Login Database: google.com;3306;root;mangos;realmd
2007-02-12 19:59:59 Realm running as realm ID 1
2007-02-12 19:59:59 Using DataDir ./ ...
2007-02-12 19:59:59 Initialize data stores...
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 2894 data stores
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Game Object Templates...
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 4231 game object templates
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading player create info & level stats...
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 40 player create definitions
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 333 player create items
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 841 player create spells
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 1681 player create skills
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 192 player create actions
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 10200 level stats definitions
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Spell Chain Data...
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 1329 spell chain records
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Spell Proc Event conditions...
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 818 spell proc event conditions
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Scripts...
2007-02-12 20:00:00 scripts :
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 19 script definitions
2007-02-12 20:00:00 spell_scripts :
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 0 script definitions
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading NPC Texts...
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 2685 npc texts
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Quest Area Triggers...
2007-02-12 20:00:00
2007-02-12 20:00:00 >> Loaded 15 quest trigger points
2007-02-12 20:00:00 Loading Items...
2007-02-12 20:00:02 >> Loaded 15143 item prototypes
2007-02-12 20:00:02
2007-02-12 20:00:02 Returning old mails...
2007-02-12 20:00:02 Loading item_pages...
2007-02-12 20:00:02
2007-02-12 20:00:02 >> Loaded 1178 item pages
2007-02-12 20:00:02 Loading Creature templates...
2007-02-12 20:00:03 >> Loaded 10114 creature definitions
2007-02-12 20:00:03 Please insert floppy to continue
2007-02-12 20:00:03 Floppy drive not detected closing server
2007-02-12 20:00:03 Halting process...

What am I doing wrong?????????

 

[dj75lazer]

you have to insert a floppy in your BlueRay Driver and to open your laterals of your case like a butterfly then to stand in one feet and get up your middle finger of right hand

 

[EvilRyu]

you have to insert a floppy in your BlueRay Driver and to open your laterals of your case like a butterfly then to stand in one feet and get up your middle finger of right hand

Thank you!!
that worked like a charm.

But now when I load up my server and enter the world all player models are dildos:S

wtf is wrong here??

 

[dj75lazer]

i think is about your win 3.11, you need to downgrade 'cause there is no good driver for your sys yet

 

[EvilBat]

I was gonna tell him cause his modems not getting the bandwith he needed for his router to connect to the sql db
what he needs to do is wax it so the info glides across it faster and better like waxing your skies or surfboard.
So waxing could help, also try cleaning your hd with pinesol it helps plus it gives it a pine fresh sent when it spins.

But your right it is the floppy

 

[EvilRyu]

I tried these steps, now there is black smoke coming out of my pc, is this a good thing?

 

[dj75lazer]

of course, tomorrow all we'll work better but now it need to rest.
You are very smart you can make it work in such a short time.
Just Einstein was so smart till now

 

[EvilBat]

means that your servers smoking hot you'll "pownzor" the rest of them

 

[EvilRyu]

Sweet!
I have a slightly crispy pc, but a fully working server!

Thanks for all your support guys, could not of done it without you, I have send a thank you mail bomb in the, oops "gift letter" in the post for you all.

 

[Yamachi]

... Ryu... you okay? What did I tell you about sniffing furniture polish? lol XD Anyways, this is funny as hell, coz maybe now those stupid FUCKING N00BS will realise how annyoying it is when they post a stupid fucking question like this. ^_~