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Sorry if this is lame, but only one that comes to mind...and some of it may be edited :X
A guy at work is complaining about his wife at work, so then his friend says why don't you get Arty to kill her. Arty kills anyone for a pound. So the guy arranges to see Arty and sure enough Arty will kill anyone for a pound. The guy says his wife will be outside Sainsbury's at 2 o' clock and she's be wearing a scarlet scarf with a pink furry coat.
So the next day Arty goes at 2 0'clock outaside Sainburys and runs up to the women wearing the scarlet starf and pink furry coat and chokes her to death. Then he sees another women with scarlet scarf and pink furry coat. So he doesn't want to ruin his reputation so he runs upto her and chokes her to death as well.
The police arrive and arrest him. Then the next day the headline in The Sun newspaper is.."Arty Chokes two for a pound at Sainsburys"
sorry if its lame but you try better
Sorry if this is lame, but only one that comes to mind...and some of it may be edited :X
A guy at work is complaining about his wife at work, so then his friend says why don't you get Arty to kill her. Arty kills anyone for a pound. So the guy arranges to see Arty and sure enough Arty will kill anyone for a pound. The guy says his wife will be outside Sainsbury's at 2 o' clock and she's be wearing a scarlet scarf with a pink furry coat.
So the next day Arty goes at 2 0'clock outaside Sainburys and runs up to the women wearing the scarlet starf and pink furry coat and chokes her to death. Then he sees another women with scarlet scarf and pink furry coat. So he doesn't want to ruin his reputation so he runs upto her and chokes her to death as well.
The police arrive and arrest him. Then the next day the headline in The Sun newspaper is.."Arty Chokes two for a pound at Sainsburys"