It may be the corniest show in existence, but something about Al Bundy's sarcastic remarks cracks me up every time.
Al: [dressed as Santa] No, no, Nestor. Despite what your mother says, Mr. Bundy doesn't sprout a tail at midnight. But, here's a special Christmas gift for Daddy; tell him to come home for lunch some day around when Mr. Mailman's there with his special delivery for Mommy. That'll be a real Yuletide treat for old dad.
Nestor: But what do I get?
Al: A new home, and a fresh new Mommy. Ho-ho-ho!
