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Men are like...

Feb 19, 2003
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men are like... coffee
the best ones are rich, full bodied, warm and can keep you up all night long.

men are like... cement
after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

men are like... chocolate bars
sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

men are like... blenders
you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

men are like... coolers
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

men are like... copiers
you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

men are like... curling irons
they're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

men are like... government bonds
they take so long to mature.

men are like... high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

men are like... horoscopes
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

men are like... lawn mowers
if you're not pushing one around, you're riding it.

men are like... lava lamps
fun to look at, but not all that bright.

man are like... laxatives
they irritate the poop out of you.

men are like... mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

men are like... mini skirts
if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

men are like... noodles
they're always in hot water, lack taste and need dough.

men are like... plungers
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or bathroom.

men are like... popcorn
they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

men are like... placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

men are like... snowstorms
you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

men are like... used cars
both easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

men are like... vacations
they never seem to be long enough.

men are like... the weather
nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Supreme Arcanarch
Mar 4, 2004
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lol, the only reason im not offended is because they are meant to be taken as jokes, and we post crap about the women too, so its only fair :p just remember, those statements are NOT always true.
Initiate Mage
Jun 22, 2004
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Lol true about the joke thing,even if they wernt meant to be meant as jokes,they dont apply to all men...there are at least some that are honest and stuff. o.o;