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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
a guy goes drinking and he dies coz hes body cant take it any more and so he goes to see god, and he sees millions of clocks behind him so he asks god what are all this clocks doing here god says "well when some1 lies a second goes forward, which shortens their life" so he goes ...ok he picks a clock and says whos is that 1, god answers and says nelson mandellas he hasnt lied yet so he's clock hasnt moved yet so he says
where's george bushes? god answers, well its in jesus's office he's using it as a fan
a guy goes drinking and he dies coz hes body cant take it any more and so he goes to see god, and he sees millions of clocks behind him so he asks god what are all this clocks doing here god says "well when some1 lies a second goes forward, which shortens their life" so he goes ...ok he picks a clock and says whos is that 1, god answers and says nelson mandellas he hasnt lied yet so he's clock hasnt moved yet so he says
where's george bushes? god answers, well its in jesus's office he's using it as a fan
good one
