OMFG YAY tiz gr8 tiz

[Tupac]

the sea

 

[Speedhorn666]

Spam0r my beer topic will u? *shakes fist*

Last nite went 2 a m8s- got a bit smashed but man.... MasterD was W A S T E D. He was like rollin around and the grass and poop sayin 'NO1 TOUCH MY BEER' it was well funneh. Can't remember much else tho :/

 

[Tupac]

Spam0r my beer topic will u? *shakes fist*

Last nite went 2 a m8s- got a bit smashed but man.... MasterD was W A S T E D. He was like rollin around and the grass and poop sayin 'NO1 TOUCH MY BEER' it was well funneh. Can't remember much else tho :/

lol thats how ya get pissed dan ya cool as duck

 

[Speedhorn666]

lol thats how ya get pissed dan ya cool as duck

u shudda seen him, it was so funny. He sez he ain't touchin beer now but I know that's bollox

 

[Tupac]

lol it probly is, did he wreak all his clothes he was wearin lol?

 

[MasterD]

lol it probly is, did he wreak all his clothes he was wearin lol?

what clothes =P nudey D!!!!!
joke lol just got covered in grass stains and grass all over my m8s sofa =P

 

[Speedhorn666]

what clothes =P nudey D!!!!!
joke lol just got covered in grass stains and grass all over my m8s sofa =P

yeah and I felt like a tit 4 lettin u in so I was the 1 that cleared it up >.<

 

[harry]

Signs that you're too drunk
24. You lose arguments with objects.
23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
16. You can focus better with one eye closed.
15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
13. You fall off the floor...
12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
6.Roseanne looks good.
5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
4.That pink elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober as a sudge.
2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.
and last but not least...
1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

 

[Speedhorn666]

Signs that you're too drunk
24. You lose arguments with objects.
23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
16. You can focus better with one eye closed.
15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
13. You fall off the floor...
12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
6.Roseanne looks good.
5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
4.That pink elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober as a sudge.
2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.
and last but not least...
1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

:rofl:

16. You can focus better with one eye closed.

poop

 

[WARTONTO2]

ah

ffs fuk beer ever played mir wen ur STONED smoke POT GET HIGH AND FLY beer sux butt ganjua owns beer

 

[QuikS]

Re: ah

ffs fuk beer ever played mir wen ur STONED smoke POT GET HIGH AND FLY beer sux butt ganjua owns beer

i used to smoke weed loads but beer still owns :good:

 

[Makaveli]

Who loves Beer? Maka loves Beer, Is it true? I DO I DO IDO OOOOO

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[Speedhorn666]

Re: ah

ffs fuk beer ever played mir wen ur STONED smoke POT GET HIGH AND FLY beer sux butt ganjua owns beer

lol gettin stoned is borin 2 poop. I h8 the whole chilled out thing, love gettin pissed, makes u hyper and off ur ed:good:

 

[Tupac]

Re: Re: ah

lol gettin stoned is borin 2 poop. I h8 the whole chilled out thing, love gettin pissed, makes u hyper and off ur ed:good:

i heard smokin crack makes ur boredem fun

 

[QuikS]

Re: Re: Re: ah

i heard smokin crack makes ur boredem fun

ur mum tell ya??

 

[Tupac]

yea when she was watchin urs smoke it