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Spam0r my beer topic will u? *shakes fist*

Last nite went 2 a m8s- got a bit smashed but man.... MasterD was W A S T E D. He was like rollin around and the grass and poop sayin 'NO1 TOUCH MY BEER' it was well funneh. Can't remember much else tho :/
 
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speedhorn666 said:
Spam0r my beer topic will u? *shakes fist*

Last nite went 2 a m8s- got a bit smashed but man.... MasterD was W A S T E D. He was like rollin around and the grass and poop sayin 'NO1 TOUCH MY BEER' it was well funneh. Can't remember much else tho :/
lol thats how ya get pissed dan ya cool as duck :p
 
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Signs that you're too drunk
24. You lose arguments with objects.
23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
16. You can focus better with one eye closed.
15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
13. You fall off the floor...
12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
6.Roseanne looks good.
5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
4.That pink elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober as a sudge.
2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.
and last but not least...
1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!
 
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harry said:
Signs that you're too drunk
24. You lose arguments with objects.
23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
16. You can focus better with one eye closed.
15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
13. You fall off the floor...
12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
6.Roseanne looks good.
5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
4.That pink elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober as a sudge.
2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.
and last but not least...
1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

:rofl:

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16. You can focus better with one eye closed.

poop:(
 
your a ***got so mental ****** u...
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ah

ffs fuk beer ever played mir wen ur STONED smoke POT GET HIGH AND FLY beer sux butt ganjua owns beer
 
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Who loves Beer? Maka loves Beer, Is it true? I DO I DO IDO OOOOO

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Re: ah

WARTONTO2 said:
ffs fuk beer ever played mir wen ur STONED smoke POT GET HIGH AND FLY beer sux butt ganjua owns beer
lol gettin stoned is borin 2 poop. I h8 the whole chilled out thing, love gettin pissed, makes u hyper and off ur ed:good:
 
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