Skilled Illusionist
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- Feb 20, 2003
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
08.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
08.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants open presents - expensive jewelery chosen by
thoughtful partner.
09.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal
trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has
gained 17kg.
13.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
15.00 Nap.
16.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
16.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body.
17.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade
before full_ length mirror.
19.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
compliments received from other diners/dancers.
20.00 Hot shower (alone).
20:50 Carried to bed. (Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
21.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
21.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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_ THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
06.00 Alarm.
06.15 Blow job.
06.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
07.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
07.30 Limo arrives.
07.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
09.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
09.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
09.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
01.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
14.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
14.30 Fly to Cairns.
15.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
16.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
17.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
(bending over, naturally).
18.45 Shit, Shower, and Shave.
19.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis
legalised.
19.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
21.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV
as you watch match of the day; your favourite team beating
Man United by 6 goals, three of them own goals from
Van Horsehead.
21.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some
bending over).
23.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale.
23.30 A night cap blow job.
23.45 In bed alone.
23.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room.
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
08.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
08.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants open presents - expensive jewelery chosen by
thoughtful partner.
09.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal
trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has
gained 17kg.
13.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
15.00 Nap.
16.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
16.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body.
17.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade
before full_ length mirror.
19.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
compliments received from other diners/dancers.
20.00 Hot shower (alone).
20:50 Carried to bed. (Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
21.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
21.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
_ THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
06.00 Alarm.
06.15 Blow job.
06.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
07.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
07.30 Limo arrives.
07.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
09.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
09.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
09.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
01.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
14.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
14.30 Fly to Cairns.
15.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
16.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
17.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
(bending over, naturally).
18.45 Shit, Shower, and Shave.
19.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis
legalised.
19.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
21.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV
as you watch match of the day; your favourite team beating
Man United by 6 goals, three of them own goals from
Van Horsehead.
21.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some
bending over).
23.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale.
23.30 A night cap blow job.
23.45 In bed alone.
23.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room.
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
