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Perfect Day

Skilled Illusionist
Feb 20, 2003
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8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.

8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.

9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.

10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.

10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.

12.00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe.

12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she's gained 17kg.

1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited>credit.

3.00 Nap.

4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.

4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.

5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.

7.30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

10.00 Hot shower (alone).

10.50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).

11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong-arms.


6.00 Alarm.

6.15 mouth-fun.

6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport section.

7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her biff.

7.30 Limo arrives.

7.45 Flight in personal Lear Jet.

9.15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (mouth-fun en-route).

9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.

11.45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.

12.15 mouth-fun.

12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.

2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).

2.30 Fly to Cairns.

3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot, naturally displaying biffs.

4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson bending over...... naturally.

6.45 ****, Shower and Shave.

7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and porn legalized.

7.30 Dinner: Lobster appetizer, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of t*ts.

9.00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some bending over).

11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale & mouth-fun.

11.45 In bed alone.

11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

12.00 Spend 10mins laughing before falling asleep.