Post Jokes ere

[MasterD]

A kid was in a sowing lesson he pricked his finger on a needle the teacher rushs over and says -

TEACHER -"You want a plaster for that?"
KID -"No Thx miss can i please have some cider for it??"
TEACHER -"Cider!? what u want cider for"
KID -"Well my sister alway puts her pricks in-cider"

 

[Nik-C]

knock knock

Whos ther?

Jesus

Jesus who

Jesus christ, son of god

 

[Tupac]

there is a sausage and bacon in a pan which is frying

the sausage says "its getting hot in here"

the bacon says "wow a talking Sausage"

lolol

 

[DonTonberry]

What Green, Brown And Has Got 6 Legs And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
















A Snooker Table


:rofl:

 

[Tupac]

What Green, Brown And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
A Snooker Table


:rofl:

omg heard this joke 2day but it was whats green, had 6 legs and if it feel out of a tree would kill u lol

 

[DonTonberry]

Forgot The 6 Legs Lolz >.<




What Does DNA Stand For?





















National Dyslexic Association

 

[Tupac]

there where 2 cows on a field

one says "moo"
the other one say "i was gonna say that"

lolololol heheheh

 

[DonTonberry]

How Does Bob Marley Like His Donut?
WeJammin




Whats Similar About Talking To The Mafia And Licking A Woman Out?

One Slip Of The Tongue And Your In The Shit

 

[Speedhorn666]

Not a joke but it's class

Try and say 'Beer can' without it soundn like 'Bacon' in a Jamacan accent

Mite not work if ur foreign or a Geordie -.-

 

[Nik-C]

lmfao

a guy walks into a bar and asks were the toilet

he is given the directions and goes for a shit
























































































































0__________o


The end

 

[DonTonberry]

Hmmmmm


Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.

Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.


Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying

He Shouts

"WHO THE duck IS SIC!!!!!!!!"

 

[Speedhorn666]

Hmmmmm


Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.

Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.


Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying

He Shouts

"WHO THE duck IS SIC!!!!!!!!"

:rofl: cheeky sod :rofl:

 

[Tupac]

Hmmmmm


Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.

Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.


Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying

He Shouts

"WHO THE duck IS SIC!!!!!!!!"

dont get it lol

and whats green and sits in the corner?
















a naughty frog lol