Some Random Tit: Excuse Me Sir, Does Your Dog Bite?
Me: No Sir, My Dog Does Not Bite
*Man Goes To Stroke Dog And Is Ravaged*
Some Random Tit Who Is Now Bleeding: You Bastard, I Thought You Said Your Dog Didn't Bite!!!
Me: I'm Sorry Sir, But That Is Not My Dog
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THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD BIM!
My Uncle: Excuse Me Tommy (My Friend), Are You Up For A Quick Bimming?
Tommy: Bim? What The Hell Is Bim?
My Uncle: Where I Stick My Ponis Up Your Bim
Me: What Is Ponis?
My Uncle: The Thing You Pee Pee Out Of
Me: Ahh, You Mean Penis
My Uncle: That Is What I Said, Ponis
*Laughing*
Tommy: You Dirty Bastard, You Asked Me If I Wanted A Shag!
