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[TEXT][16+] What pornos want us to believe..

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Got lots of lulz so I decided to share.
(could be a repost, I don't check ever single thread :tongue:).

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a mouth-fun.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A mouth-fun will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't duck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of poop out of you if you shove your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before Ducking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches...or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's penis, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a mouth-fun, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
 
Infraction Baɴɴed
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with all the stuff i have watched i would have to agree with all. but ill have to disagree with this one

17. Asian men don't exist. they do but they are censured and bad. its too quick. if you lookin for something quick so your parents or girlfriend or whatever dont find out than this is kinda the place....
 
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All the information on the list is true. Number 12 and 26 made me laugh.
 
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number 1 very true and i saw it happen in 7 different videos when i was watching...yea
 
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LOL. Well, they don't say that nothing in the movies is real for nothin' ;)
 
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