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[TxT]18+...very dirty joke

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It's a long butt joke, but its worth the read.


There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.

"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except
 
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Lmfao, that's a good one.
 
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Pwnt
when i was reading this i thought the voodoo penis would be if she licked it
it would be like her husband
but then nvm
ending makes sense xD
 
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Sooo nice ^^ Well she didn't have to go to the hospital anyway :)
 
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Lmfao! That's probably the funniest sexual joke I've ever heard.
 
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Hear that when i was in school XD
 
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