[TXT] Canadians And Americans

[Avenged]

[Canadians And Americans]



Transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with Canadian autorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you must divert your course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[Vendaku~Metal]

ROFL !! - owwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeedddd.

 

[Konrow]

heard it before. partially hate being amde fun of but its also fairly true of many
Americans.

 

[SiK]

Lololol, man thats hilarious. Sad thing is if they didn't mention the lighthouse thing they would have no doubt opened fire.

 

[scrat55]

HAHAH!!! man lol, those americans ( no offence, rly )

 

[EgobrainX]

Old but still funny :bigsmile:

 

[Pieman]

Haha, that made me lol.