[TXT]Top 10 Stupid questions and their quick-witted answers.

[shiningwizard]

10. At the movies when you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't you know? I sell tickets in black over here..

9. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


8. At a restaurant when you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-
Is the "Chopsuey" dish good??
Answer:-
No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally spit in it too.

7. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-
Johnny, Danny, you've become so big!
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive stick...it's just the money I care about.

5. When you were woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-
Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

4. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-
Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

3. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

2. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

1. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks...

Stupid Question:-
Why? Why him of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

 

[jpbaloga]

Lol...some of it are bit not funny xD

 

[frozenno1]

none of them made me laugh all of them sound too arrogant

 

[Xurbus]

not funny at all, i was bored reading them ^^

 

[SiK]

Most of those were lame and would just make you sound like a stick saying them.

 

[Flameingskull]

......*yawns*.......

 

[wounded]

......*yawns*.......

Wow, stole the words right out of my mouth.

 

[iNs@nE]

Boring long post but I kinda smiled at the 7th.

 

[scrat55]

#5 happend to me... just hung up on him.

 

[Lame0]

His sig was the only thing that made me laugh, lol.

 

[shiningwizard]

Lol...

 

[BladeX]

ya some are really stupid questions..