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Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until, one
day, he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign
on it.
The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10
years old. It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He
immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the
bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we
don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner
has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of
dishes. Piled up on the stairs, In the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he Reaches
over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands
up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and
screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified
when He sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body", he thinks. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend
is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his motorcycle, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from
his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts: "All right,
enough already, I'll do the f@cking dishes!
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day, he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign
on it.
The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10
years old. It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He
immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the
bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we
don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner
has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of
dishes. Piled up on the stairs, In the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he Reaches
over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands
up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and
screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified
when He sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body", he thinks. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend
is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his motorcycle, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from
his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts: "All right,
enough already, I'll do the f@cking dishes!
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Ya gota love the sort of e-mails that get sent around an office hahahaha.
