Why...

[Rishwin]

you could sticky him anyway...
cover in glue,
or honey
or sticky thingys.

Now now we're all men here, it's alright, you can say it... semen.

Wasn't so hard, was it?

 

[ChewBecca]

i usually say spunk.
but yeah im not in a frisky mood (for once)
okay lets see

well junkers you could just spunk all over him

 

[Junkers]

well junkers you could just spunk all over him

Sounds like a plan. Anyone else up for it? We could catch Pieman off-guard at night, bundle him into a car and take him into the countryside and do **** to him.

But could we? As he has stated, he is too awesome.

 

[Avenged]

Im so confused...

 

[Junkers]

Im so confused...

Get this man bound and gagged and get the van ready.

 

[Avenged]

i dont liek vans.

 

[Junkers]

Well you're going to have a hood over you, so just pretend it's a magical mysterty tour.

High 5 for epic derail?

 

[Savage]

Avenged is bound in a van, and spunk is being produced. Sounds like my kind of thread.

 

[Rishwin]

Is it just men, or has the forum default amount of posts per page changed? I swear it was 30 but now it seems to be 25...

 

[Savage]

Is it just men, or has the forum default amount of posts per page changed? I swear it was 30 but now it seems to be 25...

It's just men. But it's been 25 ever since I've been here.. I think. Or it's been 25 ever since I started noticing.

 

[Noob4Ever]

Now anyone can be a pieman

 

[EliteGM]

that quality sucks

 

[Noob4Ever]

bahhh google it

 

[Pieman]

Well then, apparently the general consensus is that I should be tied down and frantically masturbated on by a group of 5 men and one female and then be stickied to a wall by aforementioned group, using the produced ejaculative as cohesive.

Business as usual.

 

[Ambrosiax]

First I'd like to thank you for being the only one on
this forum to accept pie orders, I do hope you get your own site soon though. Maybe you could expand to a wider variety of customers, not many gamers have time to eat pie.

I'd like to order one lemon margine pie please and thank you.

 

[Savage]

Well then, apparently the general consensus is that I should be tied down and frantically masturbated on by a group of 5 men and one female and then be stickied to a wall by aforementioned group, using the produced ejaculative as cohesive.

Business as usual.

I take this is as a word of consent to be Pieman. I shall return to being Pieman.

 

[ChewBecca]

i dont think my cum would work?
would it?

 

[Junkers]

We could try.

 

[cypher]

Has everyone stolen my avatar? You cannot be me. There is not enough awesome in the universe for there to be more than one me. If there was, the universe would collapse onto itself into an infinite black hole of massive balls. And seeing how I am me, you all can not be me.

Conclusion: Stop trying to be me, cockdicks.

Was wondering one day how come i see so many piemans!

 

[ChewBecca]

We could try.

i still dont think it will work.