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All mention a your mamma joke:

- Your mamma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
- Your mamma is so fat she needs the whole of mexico as a her sun tanning bed
- Your mamma is so ugly she stopped World War 2

lol im poop at these your mamma jokes thats why i wanna learn new ones :D
 
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Yo mamma's like a Bus, sweaty men get on and off her everyday
Yo mamma's so fat she tripped on Wal-mart, flew over K-Mart and landed on a Target (wal-mart, k-mart, and target are stores in case u didnt know)
i used to know A LOT, but i forgot them all
 
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Yo momma's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.


Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!


Yo Momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the witch's good side!


Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon!


Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!


Yo momma's so fat, that when she hauls butt, she has to make two trips!


Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real!


Yo momma's so fat, when you slap her thigh you can ride the wave!


Yo momma's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


Yo momma's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.


Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.


Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.


Yo momma's so fat, her butt has its own congressman.


Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.


Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.


Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.


Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.


Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.


Yo momma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.


Yo momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!


Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!


Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!


Yo momma's so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


Yo momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"


Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own area code!


Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!


Yo momma's so fat, when the witch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!


Yo momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!


Yo momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!


Yo momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!


Yo momma's so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans!


Yo momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!


Yo momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!


Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!


Yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!


Yo momma's so fat, she stands in two time zones!


Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


Yo momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!


Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!


Yo momma's so fat, when she is at the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"


Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "Okay!"


Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"


Yo momma's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!


Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!


Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read "One at a time, please"!


Yo momma's so fat, God couldn't light Earth till she moved!


Yo momma's so fat, NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!


Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!


Yo momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!


Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


Yo momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!


Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!


Yo momma's so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!


Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her!


Yo momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through it!


Yo momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs!


Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!


Yo momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!


Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!


Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey!


Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!


Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!


Yo momma's so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat!


Yo momma's so fat, she uses hula-hoops to hold up her stockings!


Yo momma's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box!


Yo momma's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower!


Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections!


Yo momma's so fat, she eats out of a satellite dish!


Yo momma's so fat, every time she steps while wearing high heels she strikes oil!


Yo momma's so fat, when she bungie jumps, she goes straight to hell!


Yo momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper!


Yo momma's so fat, she can't wear yellow because kids mistake her for a school bus!


Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, its over!


Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!


Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "we don't do livestock"!


Yo momma's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued"!


Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"!


Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo momma is so fat, that if fat were gasoline, she'd have enough to circle the earth 3 TIMES!


Yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.


Yo momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of sausages.


Yo momma's so fat, that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view.


Yo momma's so fat, she wears a sign that says, "Caution, Wide Turn".


Yo momma's so fat that she sweats bacon grease.





I win :)
 
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LMFAO nice neo but if you wanna learn some new ones theres a really good yo mama joke site check it on google
 
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Your mamma so stupid, she starved to death on a grocery store

Your mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mommas so fat she was flying to england and a whale jumped out of the ocean saying WE ARE FAMILYYYYYYYYYYY..

Your mommas so ugly the doctor took one look at her and slapped HER mom

Your mommas so fat she was givin statehood.

yo mommas so stupid she went to disney world and on a sign it said " disney world- left " so she went home
 
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DB that avi is disturbing,
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
 
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Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Your mama's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving back.

Yo mama's glasses so thick, she can see into the future. (<-- Not that gud I kno)

Yo mama's so fat, when she breast fed you, she couldn't find you again for 2 weeks.

Yo mama so blind, she thinks Michael Jackson's good lookin'.

Yo mama so deaf, she thinks Westlife are a good. (<-- I think I'll Nd it here)
 
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