26 Ways To A Girl's Heart (The Flip Side)
1) Knife
2) Bullet
3) Pencil
4) Pen
5) Scalpel
6) Axe
7) Sword
8) The heel on high-heeled shoes
9) Cholesterol
10) Spear
11) High powered laser
12) Scissors
13) Fork
14) Drill
15) Screwdriver
16) Arrow fired from a bow
17) Ice pick
18) Sickle
19) Syringe
20) Defibrillator
21) Pace maker
22) Nail fired from a nail gun
23) Drum sticks
24) Microphone stand
25) Elephant tusk
26) Rhinoceros horn
^Took me fekkin' ages to come up with the last four. I think number nine was the best idea.