They don't need 2 b clever 2 annoy. They r personal, that's y ur a idiot. Ok let's go 2 ur method. Hav u ever looked in the mirrior? ur a lame fat mess? eva been approached by a girl? no ur relatives don't count. Thing is, u sit in ur room all day browsing forums tryin 2 make other ppl feel bad coz ur life is shit and u know the chances of it gettin better r crap.
even if it did get better, there's no way u gonna get a nice girl (good lookin or not0 ur 2 much or a self centred spanker.
U'll reply 2 this with sum more shenanigans or woteva. U'll say that u hav been approached by girls but every1 knows the truth. U know the truth. Ur in denial about urself but deep down u know- ur a duck head.