Masturbation

[Ambrosiax]

Maybe hes getting off to this thread?
o.o

 

[Blame]

That would be weird, fapping to text/stories

I also remember one time my sister came in my room when I almost came, then it just stopped the whole ''flow'', if you know what I mean .

 

[Junkers]

sweet no prostate cancer for me

The second I finished reading that, my jaw dropped.

 

[Masius]

^better pick it up aye?

I feel so much better after knowing masturbation helps preventing prostate cancer.

 

[Moogly]

Lol Thanx Becca now people will think Im a druggy
But when your high it gives you much more pleasure when you jack off! Like when you eat as well you actually taste every single ingredient ^^


Weed = Heaven

Weed isn't a drug 8) I don't even smoke. Anyways so if you smoke weed and theres semen in your cupcake you will taste it? Or what? 8) Just wondering and holy crap the thread grew 3 pages since I was last here! LOL

I follow the rules of asking 3 basic questions when I start dating a girl.
1. Do you have a penis? (Avoids an ackward situation in the future)
2. Do you masturbate/how frequently? (Gauges activeness)
3. Is the pooper in the mix? (Gauges sexual openness)

LMFAO AHAHAHA I love you LMFAO I can't fucking imagine asking a girl "Do you have a penis" LMFAO AHAHAHAHA!

 

[Madison]

The second I finished reading that, my jaw dropped.

because you are worried about prostate cancer?

 

[Liselotte]

rhat text is fully from transforumers the movie

ding ding ding. glad to know someone here know this

 

[joorohoo]

so madison can you record it when you masturbate and then show us?

 

[Moogly]

I think OP is a pretty cool guy. eh masturbates and doesnt afraid of anything.

I second that I think OP is a cool guy. (hehe)

 

[Ambrosiax]

I know these things because I follow the rules of asking 3 basic questions when I start dating a girl.
1. Do you have a penis? (Avoids an ackward situation in the future)
2. Do you masturbate/how frequently? (Gauges activeness)
3. Is the pooper in the mix? (Gauges sexual openness)

xD I'm going to use the first one.

 

[Moogly]

xD I'm going to use the first one.

Make a video of such an act, so I can see the results for confidence, if you don't get dumped and slapped, then I will feel much more confident in asking such a question, either way you will find out if they have a penis when they wear tight pants even though guys do that nowadays (lolwut)

happens like this
*knock on door*
dad: why's the door locked? You know the rules, no doors locked in my house!
.........
mom: you know he'll start counting...
dad: one more chance....5, 4, 3, 2, 1 stand back...
me: *open door* whats up?
dad: Who were you talking to?
me: im talking to you.
mom: Why are you so sweaty?
me: im a child, im a teenager
mom: We heard voices and noises...and we thought..
dad: doesnt what we thought, what was that noise?
me: what noise? i only hear you two talking and laughing down stairs.
dad: nop we heard a noise...
me: look you acn't just bound in my room like that, you got to knock you got to communicate
dad: we knocked..
me: you didnt knock, you were screaming at me. this is repression what you're doing here. you ruining my youth.
mom: oh for pete sakes were you masturbating?
dad: honey..
me: was i...no i dont masturbate
dad: That's not something for you to bring up. That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
me: yeah father-and-son thing.
mom: its ok, its ok, you dont have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. you can call it *name* happy time or my special alone time....

Fucking Gold. Straight up Gold. I Love that part. Transformers pwnz especially that part.

BTW :

DarkEX, LadiesMan217, Moofin, Callan, Loonerworlf

All you guys need to post some masturbation stories or else.... Since you do happen to be staring at my thread hehe

 

[Jordan]

aye ive never been caught yet

but why would i be scared to say i masterbate?

 

[Moogly]

wow i love how the op is so eager to hear about us masturbating...

LOL'd I just think its dumb that ppl try to hide it, shyyyt I say anything tbh I don't care ;P Ask Parker 8)

 

[Ambrosiax]

Make a video of such an act, so I can see the results for confidence, if you don't get dumped and slapped, then I will feel much more confident in asking such a question, either way you will find out if they have a penis when they wear tight pants even though guys do that nowadays (lolwut)

Once I get my phone I can send you a picture of my bulge in my tight pants

http://www.comicblasphemy.com/comics/2008-10-27.jpg
How to Not Get Caught

 

[Moogly]

Once I get my phone I can send you a picture of my bulge in my tight pants

http://www.comicblasphemy.com/comics/2008-10-27.jpg
How to Not Get Caught

I didn't mean of you I meant of you asking a girl if she has a penis (a girl you're dating)

 

[joorohoo]

still doesnt have a reply of Madison

 

[iNs@nE]

sweet no prostate cancer for me

i dunno why but i felt real uneasy reading that. ;x

 

[joorohoo]

i dunno why but i felt real uneasy reading that. ;x

I like it when woman say that

 

[Blame]

Wtf?

 

[Spycky]

l0l at this hole thread man, couldent stop loughing my ass off...
anyway, yeh we all jack off some times >_<
and yes i do admit i do it >_< please nobody actuly pay attention to this post T_T